THE WALKING WASABI or HOW THE WORLD ENDED! (A Pictorial News Report)

THE WALKING WASABI or HOW THE WORLD ENDED! (A Pictorial News Report)

      A 10 ton meteor explodes in the sky over Russian injuring almost 1000. Zombie sightings in the area are now reported. Stay tuned for updates.   Russian meteor update: Zombies now causing havoc worldwide. Originally thought to crave brains these wasabi crazed walking dead only eat sushi.   Meteor update: Sushi hungry zombies causing worldwide shortages of seafood & sake. Models & hipsters are starving at record rates.   Meteor update: Scientists…

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What’s Killing Off Cooking Schools In The USA?

What’s Killing Off Cooking Schools In The USA?

It’s now official. All 16 of the 115 year-old Paris, France, born Le Cordon Bleu culinary schools are turning off their ovens and pulling the plugs on the refrigerators at the famed institutions. With tuition costs ranging from $16,000 to almost $43,000 a year (according to their current catalog) to attend the connoisseur cooking classes I guess it should come as no surprise why this scholarly soufflé finally fell. While students currently in attendance will…

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May I Suggest A Robust Little Jar Jar Binks Burgundy With Your Film?

May I Suggest A Robust Little Jar Jar Binks Burgundy With Your Film?

Anyone in the film industry will tell you that since the availability of home movie rentals that it’s become progressively more difficult to attract viewers to move theaters. First there were video rentals, then Blu-ray discs and DVDs and then followed the current craze of Internet streaming of relatively new major films. So what’s the average Cineplex owner to do? Well, just like Emeril Lagasse, “BAAM!!!” they’ve kicked it up a notch. Last night a…

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JopauL New Release “Time of My Life”

JopauL New Release “Time of My Life”

“The Flo Rida is strong with this one”, observed Darth Vader. Even though he didn’t really say that he may have if they ever film a “Star Wars: Time of My Life” movie. Whereas Star Wars is densely populated with clones in the white battle armor of the intergalactic Storm Troopers uniform, I suspect that Jopaul was put into a recording studio with the intention of turning him into a Flo Rida clone. Musically it’s…

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